My Baby

I told my two year old to never grow up.  My five year asked why?
I said because if she grows up who will be my baby?
My two year old  joyfully yelled very astutely, "My baby"
I asked your baby will be my baby?
Yes, my baby.
Ok, I guess my two year old is allowed to grow up and become an adult, because she promised me grandchildren.  (Overall, as a mid-20 year old I could careless about grandchildren, but I appreciate her willingness to sharing with me.)
My son suggested his sister be allowed to turn 8, and then we could have another baby, that stays two.
I like the way he thinks, an 8 year gap, I guess 6 year.